Ahhhh all I can say is that I'm soooooooo jealous of Hosoki-sensei right nowwww! Bwahhhh..... I just spent the entire night last night madly screencapping the sekuhara corner just because Takki is soooo kawaiiiiii~~~~ OMG... it's like at first sight all over again!!!! Is there any human being in the world who has a brighter sunshine smiles and cuter expressions than Takki????

Anyway, here's how the self-dubbed "Sekuhara Corner" (meaning: Molestation corner) started. The guest that time was Watanabe Masayuki, and he's like this comedian-entertainer-TV face celebrity kinda person, I dunno, does he do acting too? Maybe ne... anyway, they were talking about his mole and Hosoki-sensei's mole, and about what it means in regards to their character. Btw in my opinion, their moles were quite big and quite obvious right there around the top of their nose area. Then Hosoki-sensei started to say that having moles under your eyes is good or something and so Takki got curious over his, and he said, "I have mole under my eyes!"



And but Hosoki-sensei kept playing with him. She kept saying something like "Are you sure you want me to tell you [what it means]?" and Takki would just look at her with like wide puppy dog eyes and she kept taunting him, are you sure are you sure? You won't be mad? Then she just grinned to herself and got Takki more curious! XDDDDDD LOLLL... So cute, at a certain point he was all like, "Ah... yabai~~~ doushiyou... should I hear it or not? Ah I wanna know what it is!" and then that Watanabe guy pulled out his handkerchief in case Takki wanted to cry after hearing his verdict! LOL Thud!!!! IS IT THAT BAD?! LOL... she was going to start to say but then suddenly she went, "I'm not telling." *THUD* LOLLLL evil evil evil Hosoki-sensei!!!! So but anyway, after Takki kept saying it's OK it's all good and stuff, and everyone got curious too, she went over to Takki to start explaining and this is where the *ahem* sekuhara (I'm so damn jealous) starts!!!



First she explained that the human brain consist of two parts, the left and the right part. She said that the right side of the brain represents the male gender, and the left represents the female. And then the brain corresponds to the upper half of our body in a cross-reference direction thing, so the right side of the body corresponds to the left side of the brain, and vice versa. And of course, by doing this explanation she was just going *molest molest molest* Takki's head and that delicious delicious new dark choco hair (btw, I went to buy Lindt dark chocolate Swiss Thins today LOL)

BWAHHHH~
I wanna molest Takki's head too!!!!!



Then Hosoki-sensei continued to say that the two moles under Takki's eyes were on the left side of his face, thus it corresponds to the right side of the brain which is the male side or something. And she said Takki will be having chotto trouble / hardship when it comes to boys, and not like male friends or anything, she said it will be with children, and most probably his own children!!!! She said that if it's under the eyes it means children.

Awwww!!!!

I don't know if this means he's gonna have trouble getting sons, or when he has sons it'll be like, you know, he won't get along with his sons or something like that, BWAH THAT'S SO SAD!!! And oh if anyone remembers that little thing he said in the last volume of Butchake... he said that he'll probably be a panicked father if he has a daughter and his daughter starts dating BOYS!!! Thud... Takki looks like you're better off being a super panic-shocked father with daughters then...! Btw, do take note (if you didn't know yet) that Hosoki-sensei is actually a very famous clairvoyant/astrologer/fortune-teller in Japan! And back to the sekuhara part of the show........ Gaaaaaaa... touch touch his hair and head, then she touch touch his face and right there under his eye.... gaaaaaa~~~~~ touch touch touch....



And then when she was done, she finished by saying...
KAWAII DESHO♥
...and proceeded with more molesting of Takki's hairrrr BWAHHHH OMGGGGG GYAHHHH you know it didn't seem so bad when I was watching it the first time but when you screencap it frame by frame you start to notice how she was touching his hair and all that... THUD........ I'm just a very big GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEEEEEEN MONSTERRRRR right nowwww

*LOL*

And the Watanabe guy said Hosoki-sensei seems to be so conveniently touching a lot of Takki there!!! And the two other co-hosts also said that this seems to be the "SEKUHARA CORNER" of the show!!!! Ahhhh... can the producers start making a new TV show called "THE TAKKI PETTING ZOO" where fans and TV audience can pet and molest him anywhere they want?

Ahhhh... this was only like a very short portion of the show probably less than 2 minutes but I ended up with like... 70 screen captures or something of all his kawaii kawaii laugh and expressions! And do you think it's even a wonder why I dreamed of touching Takki's hair last night????!!! Seriously yo... I dreamed I found him sleeping and then out of everything I could molest (come on, there's tamago, there's Romeo) but I molested his HEAD instead!!!!! LOL!!!! Ahhh that was such a vivid dream though... I CAN ALMOST STILL FEEL HIS HAIR IN MY PALMS RIGHT NOW!!! DAMMIT!!!!! ONLY IN A DREAM!!!! BWAH!!!! I was just talking to tsuba 2 earlier on MSN and we wondered what dreams really are... and maybe our souls travel and meet? LOL... so that means my soul went travelling to go and molest the hair of Takki's soul? LOLLLL~~~ but what if like one million Takki fans were all dreaming of molesting Takki... damn that's a lot of mass molestation over one person yo!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!

*sigh*.... only in a dream.... or, like what we previously discussed before when we were in Malaysia... the only way we could get to molest, hold hands, touch touch either Takki or Tsuba is to AGE into Hosoki-sensei's age group!!! Be like a super obaa-san lol then they will feel "safe" to get hugs and hold hands and molestations and all that lol... that's so sad yo~

Hmmm maybe if I stare into these caps good enough tonight I'll dream of molesting his head again??? LOL.... And what a beautiful head it was indeed....!

LOL... anyway just in case any of you haven't had the luxury of dark chocolate-haired Takki... here's from last week's Zubari 06/14/2005. When I first saw it I didn't like it coz it looks too unnatural (nah, it's just my eyes need adjusting since it's been seeing blonde Takki for about... 2.5 years now?) LOL I was telling yvie that it's something like... eyes needing some time to adjust to the dark after being in a bright place and she said I sound like I'm on some kind of crack LOL... well u know, that crack we're all on is none other than Takki!!! Hehe... but after I spent two whole days with tsuba 2 watching Zubaris... I'm starting to love my new dark hair (Oh god stop me from talking in first person Takizawa already LOLOLOLOL just like tsuba 1 kept screaming ME LOVE ME HADAKA BODY IN KINDAI lolololol oh dear we're all demented!)



LOL I don't think he looks like Hikaru though... coz he lost all that baby fat cheek LOLOL I guess seeing dark choco Takki in live motion makes it easier to adjust than seeing screencaps kakakaka... lol... aiyoh I have to run off now... XD XD XD I started out wanting to talk about that little Sekuhara Corner in last week's Zubari but screencapping goes out of control (two hours lol end result = thousands of caps--I can make an animated gif of Takki throwing his head back laughing LOL) I'll do it when I get home later... but ahhhh Hosoki-san... what a lucky lucky lucky woman she issss bwaaaa pat Takki's head, touch Takki's face, molest molest Takki's cheek... kawaii desho? INDEED HE IS KAWAII!!!!!!! BWAHHHH I WANNA MOLEST TOO!!!!

Hmmm... suddenly have a craving for dark chocolate... *whacks Takki* LOL... I'll go buy some at the mall... lol... mmmm dark chocolate I hate white or milk chocolate, I only eat dark. Oh no... does this mean everytime I look at Takki I'll have a craving for dark chocolate now? THUD... if I get fat I can blame Takki? LOL

What is the percentage of Johnnys stuff on your PC (keitai)?
Meaning... the PC (keitai) stuff vs the real hard copy stuff? Uhmmm I'd say 70%.
My *ahem* broken Keitai strap (coz it's too heavy lol)... 100% TxT fan related. One from march, one from bakako, one from tsuba 2 <3 chu~

What is the most recent Johnnys program that you watched?
Thai fandubs and Zubari with tsuba 1 and tsuba 2
Tsuba solo con with a passed out tsuba 2 behind me LOL

What embarassing thing is on your desktop (kettai)?
Every tamago Takki pic on my PC has the potential to be embarrassing when someone catches me staring and drooling on it, speaking of which, my former boss once caught me staring on hadaka Takki at work and her reaction was... "Woo-hoo~! (whistles)" *crawls under desk mortified*

Which 5 Johnnys songs do you want to listen to, and which 5 Johnnys songs do you like?
Want to listen see LIVE:
1. One Night (again T___T)
2. Solo Diamond Takki (again T___T)
3. Futari no yoru (that black vest DB Tokyo version)
4. Ai Sekai
5. Romantic
(See I stick to the program... 5 only LOL)

Johnny's songs I like:
Anything Tackey & Tsubasa... I chou rabu <3 (that includes off-tune Takitsuba singing in the shower--not that I've ever heard it LOL)

3 people you are passing the J-Baton onto:
Ummm everyone I wanna poke had been poked by tsuba 1 hmmmm... lol
1. poke Tako (are you back yet? waaa whacks u for corrupting Cathy!)
2. poke Cathy (I'm still devising a "Save Cathy Program" therapy LOL)
3. poke evil Ryo with Yoichi's arrow LOL

Haiya... that's all that he mentioned of Tsubasa? So little! But yes Takki we were surprised!!!! IN A GOOD WAY!!! Ahhh... today as I was boarding my plane aki sms-ed me saying how Yoshitsune and Yoichi are both Ys, just like Takizawa and Tsubasa! LOL! TxT and YxY! Kakakkakaa... yes perhaps in a previous previous Heian lifetime ne

But look, aki!!! Looks like Takki can be "galak" too ne... lolll... reprimanding his fans not to be noisy! LOL... I feel like I should be apologizing to Takki but then hey wait, I was never in any of the Yoshitsune locations so never mind! LOL *thud* (reflex) but OMG DUDE... Tsugunobu is gonna die??!??!?!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Is he like the first Yoshitsune crew to go??? BWAHHHHH Noooooo....!!! I want the Yoshitsune crew to live happily ever after in some sunny paradise (suddenly all the animal cast of Madagascar dancing about comes into mind in the form of Yoshitsune crew) Kakkakakakaaa I'm totally whacked! I need to go catch up on my Yoshitsune... I guess I have been watching every episode but didn't really dig into it... LOL... so... ehe... kinda blur blur (I'm such a bad bad bad fan)

Anyway...... here's to explain where I disappeared off to... LOL... I went to play with tsuba 1, tsuba 2, ryo and maru in Malaysia from Sunday through Tuesday, and our big conclusion for the whole weekend is that:
RYO IS BERY EBIL!
OMG It's trueeeee!!!! ryo got sick during the trip and the doctor said it was a viral fever, so ryo left early to go home to Singapore but apparently ryo left many many many VIRUS behind!!!! LOLOLOLOLLLLL... and in the end... tsuba 1 and tsuba 2 got sick T________T and super takizawa also got mildly sick but tsuba 2 was reeeeally sick that she had to go to the doctor (in which when she sneaked off to the doctor's, takizawa-piggy slept like a log and did not even realize that tsuba 2 was gone LOL) And tsuba 1 got a sore throat and all fuzzy headache and all (DID YOU PICK UP YOUR KINDAI YET!!!!!! LOL INSTANT CURE DESU YO!!!!! Drool on ur full page hadaka splendored self *kowaiiii narcissistic LOL*) Anyway... all in all... we all concluded that:

1. RYO IS BERYYYYY100000x EVIL

and

2. Cheating on Takizawa can only result in VIRAL INFECTION *ROFLOL*

...although I can't explain why I got mildly sick too... LOL... AHHH it must be sympathy pain! Because Takizawa rabu Tsubasa so much despite Tsubasa had been playing hanky panky with Ryo!!! LOLLL... but maru didn't get sick though... must be a really really straight guy! LOL!!! HEY!!!! TxT FAMILY ARE NOT WEAK!!!! RYO IS JUST TOO EVIL!!!! *whack whack whack ryo* XDDDDDD

LOL never mind me... I'm very blur at the moment... hehe... I had such a great time! *sniffles*... Almost forgotten what it really felt like to be around fellow TxT family!!!! Watching con DVDs, fandubs, Zubaris, clips, squeeing over magazines XDDDDDD ahhhh maru-chan, sooo sorry if our TxT planet got TOO TWILIGHT ZONE for you bwaaaaaa but we rabu you too!!! SAIKOU TANOSHIMI DESU YO! I love you all~~~~ I miss my Tsubasas... now Takizawa is lovesick Doushiyouuuu... Tsuba-chanssss...